> This is priceless...
>
>
> ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS!
>
> This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit
> rough).. You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the
> passport office...
>
>
>
> Dear Sirs,
>
> I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
>
> How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows
> that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal
> Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
>
> For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my
> social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for
> the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license,
> on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs
> declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane
> over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are
> done at election times.
>
> Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is
> Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
> ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
>
> I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've
> had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you
> ask me for my address?
>
> What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal asses working there!
>
> Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to
> dig up Yasser Arafat, I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy
> beach.
>
> And would someone please tell me, why would you care whether I plan on
> visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do some-thing
> weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to
> tell anyone!
>
> Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
> get another copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60.
> Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to
> assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be
> too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over
> the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some idiot to
> confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where
> we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic morons) Hey, you know why we
> can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
>
> Signed - An Irate Citizen.
>
> P.S.. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to
> confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since
> 1776 ........I have served in the military for something over 30 years and
> have had security clearances up the yingyang..........However, I have to get
> someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor**
> WHO *****WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA ! **
> *
> Sincerely,
>
> You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who I Am.
>
> And you want to run our health care system?!?
>
>
>
> ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS!
>
> This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit
> rough).. You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the
> passport office...
>
>
>
> Dear Sirs,
>
> I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
>
> How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows
> that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal
> Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
>
> For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my
> social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for
> the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license,
> on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs
> declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane
> over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are
> done at election times.
>
> Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is
> Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
> ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
>
> I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've
> had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you
> ask me for my address?
>
> What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal asses working there!
>
> Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to
> dig up Yasser Arafat, I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy
> beach.
>
> And would someone please tell me, why would you care whether I plan on
> visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do some-thing
> weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to
> tell anyone!
>
> Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
> get another copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60.
> Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to
> assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be
> too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over
> the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some idiot to
> confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where
> we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic morons) Hey, you know why we
> can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
>
> Signed - An Irate Citizen.
>
> P.S.. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to
> confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since
> 1776 ........I have served in the military for something over 30 years and
> have had security clearances up the yingyang..........However, I have to get
> someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor**
> WHO *****WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA ! **
> *
> Sincerely,
>
> You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who I Am.
>
> And you want to run our health care system?!?
>
