A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE PRESIDENT

[george68hemirr]

A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE PRESIDENT


From our beloved President...............

Dear Citizens,

Due to the current financial
situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, I,
President Obama havedecided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50
years of age and above on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as
RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons
selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be
considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After
Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and
SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program
(Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once,
SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as I, President
Obama deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED
could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents &
Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS
or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by
me, President Obama.

Persons who are not RAPED and
are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High
Intensity Training) as possible.
I, President Obama have always prided
myself on the amount of SHIT I give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT,
please bring this to the attention of your Congressman,
who has been trained to give you all the
SHIT you can handle.



Sincerely,

President
Obama



P.S.

Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of
electricity, gas and oil,
as well as current market conditions, the Light at the
End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

 

[69hemibeep]

Thats almost as old as me, just a new pres.

 

[ACME A12]

Thats almost as old as me, just a new pres.

Perhaps true - but never more poignant...