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A LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....

ACME A12

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A LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



:jester:
 

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My brother pretty much warned his small staff of the same thing prior to the election. They have a short meeting in the AM and the staff were all gaga about the democratic nominee. My brother told them everything he is proposing will raise taxes when he got the reply its only on the rich. So he gave them a little lesson on economics. If he digs into my wallet its not going to hurt me, I will simply reduce the size of my staff and the remaining workers will have to pick up the extra work.
 

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just as long as my locals keep working and paying money into the pension fund. all i care about is that pension check coming in every month... i will be happy
 

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Bob, what kind of company does your brother run just out of curiousity?

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he told them that... :lol:

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ACME A12 said:
Bob, what kind of company does your brother run just out of curiousity?

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he told them that... :lol:

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He is a dentist so they were all women :thumbsup:
 
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