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A Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves
did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and
Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to
visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two others
had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all
the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple
cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard,
he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden
the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and
it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen
floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten
all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to
the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't
this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves
did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and
Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to
visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two others
had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all
the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple
cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard,
he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden
the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and
it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen
floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten
all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to
the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't
this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
